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We figured a monster list and breeding guide would be helpful for anyone else addicted to this game. If you have anything that we missed and you would like to add, please visit our forum link below.

I wasn't expecting much when I picked up Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games. It received mediocre reviews, and appeared to be another shitty mini-game collection. With such turds as Wario Warez, Monkeyball, Mario Party 8, and Wii Play, I didn't hold my breath for anything special (Wii Sports and Rayman are the only good ones). However, I was happy to find one of the better wii titles to date.

There are few games that can get me to drag my Nintendo DS out of the closet, but Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker is definitely now one of them.  After picking this game up last week, I have been hard pressed to find time to put it down and interact with family and friends, not that I care about that stuff.  I mean, you have to have your priorities set and games will always be at the top of my list, right next to jacking off.

  A list of upcoming movies that you should give a damn about seeing.  If you don't find that you agree with these movies being good or with our write-ups on them, then please proceed to follow the student's of Oprah's school in Africa by getting raped by someone who undoubtedly has aids and hasn't showered in the past year.

  Derek from Illinois is having a strange itch. Let's see how the all-knowing flamingbaby.com staff handles this inquiry 

If you're on the prowl for your next Anime fix, look no further than History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi.

  Sean from Oklahoma has an interesting prediciment with his wife. What better source to go to for advice than the geniuses at flamingbaby.com?

The first thing any FPS gamer needs to know about a new shooter, is the amount of damage each weapon does. This allows for the gamer to be flexible in the most heated times of battle. So for those with uber-spreadsheet skills, we have consolidated the damages of every Team Fortress 2 weapon. Enjoy!

Here we are yet again, with the FlamingBaby bringing you our breakdown and predictions for the upcoming UFC 76 event.  UFC was really kind in the naming of this one with "Knockout".  If we were in charge of naming it, it would have been something along the lines of "UFC 76: Ultimate Horse Dick, Donkey Tail, Anal Rape".  The main two fights are as unbalanced as putting my dead grandma in to fight Fedor Emelianenko while being chained to two starving dogs that have already tasted the flesh of man.  We can definitely understand having a fight or two being unbalanced if they were on the undercard, but by putting two highly loved TUF contestants in to be destroyed by much better opponents is worse than going to Jena 6 with a hood on your head and noose in hand.  Now that you know who are picks aren't going to be for the Forrest and Jardine fight, read on to find out what we think about the rest of this event.

What's better than watching mixed martial arts with a couple of friends with a beer in hand?  How about watching it FREE at your friend's house with his beer in your hand?  This Saturday, Spike TV will be televising UFC 75: Champion vs Champion for FREE since it's on tape delay from London.  The FlamingBaby was once again ready to tell you how it was going to be come fight time.  That is, until the staff started talking amongst themselves.  Four letter words were used, names were called, and a few moms were slandered.  So, we'll have two of our staff give you their takes on the fights and you can decide where to place your bets.  Either way you look at it, we'll be on the money.