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Face it, our country is going down the shitter in a hurry. With terrorism, peak oil prices, and Uwe Boll threatening our beloved country, we need someone to save us. Ron Paul is a true red-blooded American, a real conservative, and a devout Christian. In fact, you might go so far as to call him the "Jesus" of Christianity. Don't take my word for it, though. Here are the ten most compelling reasons to vote for the only man who can rid us of the damage caused by Curious George Dubya. 

An article about a man kicking his pregnant ex-girlfriend to abort a baby caused quite a debate between the FlamingBaby staff members.  The debate is informative, funny, and a little scary.  We'd like to know what you think, so post a comment and tell us who you think is right and wrong. 

 I've given each debater a label to help you keep track of who is saying what.  Here are the labels and their debaters general stance: 

A list of upcoming games that the staff at FlamingBaby are looking forward to. Do not start bitching that [insert game title here] isn't on the list. Frankly, we don't give a damn. We are not asking you which games should be on the list, we're telling you the ones you should like. If you don't like them or feel offended reading this, then you're probably just a retard anyway.

 

First off, I am a huge fan of the Bourne series (first three).  I have read each of the books (by the original author) and was highly anticipating the release of the third movie.  The first movie, The Bourne Identity, was such an awesome movie.  It had Jason Bourne RAPING people in fights using random household items and awesome chase scenes.  The Bourne Supremacy brings Jason back by killing his 'decent' looking girlfriend (not really hott).  We even listed this movie in our Top 10 Upcoming Must See Movies article.  And that's where my love of the Bourne series ends...

 

As of January 1^st 2008 my home state of Illinois will ban smoking in public places. 

I’m not even a smoker and I HATE laws like this and I hate the nanny state we are becoming.  As a grown adult I don't need anyone to tell me to wear my seatbelt as my not wearing it affects no one but me (if one argue that it does affect others indirectly one opens the door for all sorts of scary legislation regarding health).  In the same vein, a business owner should have the right to determine if his/her business should be smoke free or not.  If that business is losing too many customers then maybe it should become a nonsmoking establishment (if that is why it’s losing business), but to have some government do-gooder strong arm it into doing so or else is retarded.

A child neglectfully dies at my daughter's home daycare.  Needless to say, my wife and I are on the hunt for a new daycare.

UFC 73 was billed by many to be the greatest MMA card in history (if you don’t count the Pride 2000 Grand Prix finals or Pride Final Conflict 2003).  Did it live up to the hype?  No.  Was it a total ball of suck?  No.  UFC 73 turned out to be an enjoyable night of MMA, but not the end all be all. 

If there is one thing that gets the FlamingBaby staff fired up it is bad puns, and in their absence, MMA.  If you're a fan of MMA this weekends UFC card has got you covered.  Two title fights, a "grudge match", big Nog's UFC debut, and the return of America's favorite roided up psycho (no, Chris Benoit is not back from the dead, I'm referring to "American Psycho" Stephan Bonnar), it's enough to make any MMA fanboy happy as Gabe Ruediger at an ice-cream cake factory.  If you got the money to wager, follow our predictions to easy street.

Some helpful tips/tricks for those playing the Enemy Territory: Quake Wars beta and for those who are planning on buying the game. This isn't a full on guide, rather some simple advice for those having questions on how certain things work. I tried to list only useful info that I myself didn't pick up on right away.

 

There are so many awesome movies coming out in the next few weeks, it's hard to keep track.  The standard crew of guys that we go to movies with have been emailing each other about upcoming weekend plans for quite a while.  Here is one of our most recent lists of some upcoming movies.