Sean from Oklahoma has an interesting prediciment with his wife. What better source to go to for advice than the geniuses at flamingbaby.com?
Dear flamingbaby.com,
I am an atheist, and my wife is a Christian fundamentalist. We have a 6 month old, and a situation has come up with how to raise her. I would like to let her grow up and decide for herself. My wife, on the other hand, wants to raise her as a Christian from the start. How would you suggest we go about dealing with this issue?
Sean, Oklahoma
Thanks for writing to us, Sean, and that is a very good question. Simply punch your wife in the uterus for disagreeing with you, and call it a day. In fact, since you haven't already done that, you are probably just a huge pussy. I doubt someone with such a lack of control of his wife even has the manliness required to impregnate a woman. Get yourself checked for Chlamydia, since she is obviously cheating on you, as proven by your daughter's existence.
Sincerly, flamingbaby.com staff
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