When it comes to music there's nothing like hearing the angelic voice of a really hot chick. You hesitate to change the station when you are alone and when you are with others you look around to hear if anyone complains. You hide your obsession like a teenager hides his condoms under his mattress because you're afraid your friends will think you're gay. Well hide no more, I'm pulling back the curtain and showing you my top 10 female musicians. Ranking is based on a mix of talent, how much I actually like their style of music, and of course good ol' fashioned hotness! So sit back, check out the pics, and be proud to be a guy thinking about how you'd bang the hot chick on the radio!
10. Rihanna
Coming in at number 10 I choose Rihanna. Not only is Umbrella extremely fucking addictive she's fucking hot, and she plays x-box...yes for all you geeks out there you can spank to your hearts content while playing Halo 3 and mouthing the words ella, ella, ella. She's talented, exotic, and not afraid to wear skin tight clothing. Needless to say, she can sing Umbrella all day long in my car.
9. Shirley Manson
Face it, Shirley Manson is the slutty girl in school that you'd talk trash about, but secretly wanted to find out just how good in bed she really was. She's raw, gritty, and stinks of sex, I mean, just look at her choker. Speaking of which, you know who really wears chokers? Chicks who want to fuck your brains out, that's who. Being the lead singer of Garbage it's sort of cool for guys to be into her music which really isn't that bad. She's got a rocking body, also isn't afraid to wear skin tight clothing, and probably shags like a damn rabbit.
8. Dido
To be honest, I really don't like Dido's music, but I'll admit that I'll leave White Flag on the radio simply because she's smoking. I know she has a following of sensitive, in-touch with their feelings fags, but she's totally spank material. You gotta wonder if any of her "in touch with your feelings" music would rub off on you after you banged her? I mean one minute you're behind her going to town and the next you're balling your eyes out telling her how much you love her. I shudder to think that's the case, but in any instance she's talented and hot enough to make my list.
7. Kyile Minogue
Another instance where I don't really like her techno-dance style of music, but DAMN does she have a rocking body and a great voice. I'd love to get her out of my head and into my bed and rock that ass like it ain't been rocked before. You can't help but think of sex with that techno beat, it'd make timing your thrusts much easier that's for sure. Any chick that dances around stage in a corset and thigh-highs is A-OK in my book.
6. Beyonce
Again, can't stand her music, but she sure is fine to look at. I'd imagine that she's a bit demanding in bed though being so used to having everyone else to do stuff for her. If you could stand having your chick telling you exactly what to do then she'd be great in the sack, at least you know you did what she wanted. Despite that though, she's fucking sexy as hell and as some of my friends put it "I'd hit that".
5. Shakira
I don't think there's a soul in America that would say her English singing is any good by any standards, hell even dogs go running. Her Spanish singing though is something to hear. Her Spanish accent makes me want to blow my load every time I hear it and her perfectly toned body doesn't hurt one bit either. Damn, to be banging a belly dancer with a rock solid body like that would be like actually dying and having 100 virgins at your disposal. How you'd get bored banging her is beyond me.
4. Carrie Underwood
I despise both American Idol, and Country Music, however if the two can put this goddess on my television then god bless the USA. She's got a rocking body, wears some amazingly sexy outfits almost nails down that girl next door appeal. Her voice is amazing, but the fact that country music comes out of it makes me sad. However I suppose it'd be just as easy to put something in it to keep her quiet, at least for a while...then again I suppose she could use it as a microphone
if she really wanted. I guess I could put up with some country singing if it came with a happy ending.
3. Amy Lee
Now we're getting down to the hottest of the hot. Amy Lee has the raw, real, sex appeal of Shirley Manson, but a better body and face. It helps that I happen to like Evanescence and don't mind listening to the words come out of that hot, wet mouth. She's the Goth girl I'd like to put on a leash and parade around town like a pet. Hell, Goth chicks like domination and being dominated, either way I win. She's sexy as hell and rough around the edges, anyone that wouldn’t bang the shit out of her is probably a fag anyway and shouldn't even be reading this.
2. Christina Augilera
Christina has undergone such an evolution since she entered the music scene. She was a jailbait spank fest when she did Genie in a Bottle, turned into a 'do me right now' slut when she did Dirty, and finally evolved in to the ladylike individual she is today. In all her forms I'd ride her like a damn race horse. You can't deny her body is amazing, her voice is beautiful, her talent keeps bringing her to new heights, and best of all she's not anything like Brittney Spears. From Slut to Sheik she's still got the power to make me and a whole nation of guys stand at attention. Oh, did I mention that her husband is totally a normal looking guy. I bet he's a damn geek when he's at home too. More hope for the masses of normal guys that they can score a hot chick like Christina, but don't lie to yourself; if you look like Jabba the Hut you're probably better off just jerking it to her pictures at home.
1. Sarah McLachlan
Now comes what I bet a lot of you would argue as a questionable choice. Some would say that the chicks rated lower are much hotter, but I've got to be honest those chicks ain't got nothing on Sarah. First her voice is truly angelic, her music is amazing and she's got a sex appeal that's hard to describe. The fact that she's totally got the "girl next door" look and a banging body just does something to me. Listening to her sing always calms me down, yet watching her makes me want to bang her even more. What can I say her normal girl look is something I totally find sexy, kinda like watching amateur porn, you know it's real. She's the girl you can bring home to mom and not be disappointed if you woke up next to her every morning for the rest of your life. She might not be your #1, but she should be in your top 10.
So there it is, my top 10. I hope that I've helped you come to grips with the fact that it's ok to be into chick singers. Let your friends call you a fag, we all know they listen to the same shit when no one is around so the joke's on them. Hell, you probably going to search the internet for some sort of amateur sex tape from one of these goddesses as soon as you leave this site. Happy hunting, if you find anything though, you've got to share!
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