It has come to the point that I can no longer listen to regular radio for prolonged periods without wanting to drive my vehicle into a school short-bus of retards or take my computer keyboard and embed each and every key into a coworker's face.  Radio has taken a turn for the worst with pop-rap, emo-rock and farm-machine loving country music.  You could try to take a break from the mental retardation that is music and switch to a talk show.  Then, you are left with whiny bitch ass morning show hosts complaining about FCC regulations or their stupid fucking family that nobody cares about.  Hell, you could even try out a little adult talk radio and listen to the conservative based ass-fucks who wants the bastard child of Jesus and Ronald Reagan to become the next president and have all of our loved ones serving in wars that do nothing but blow our tax dollars an ungrateful fucks overseas.

This is when I finally came around to finding my new love, podcasts.  These little jewels let you listen to exactly what you want, whenever you want.  Load their RSS feeds into your friendly iTunes and find yourself overcome with eargasms.  If you don't like the current episode, delete it and find another.  It's that easy!  Below, I have added my favorite podcasts and why I think that you guys will love them.

Sex is Fun

Subscribe at http://feeds.feedburner.com/GSGPodcasts

It's true.  Sex is fun!  However, sometimes we can find ourselves in a rut looking for ways to awaken our sex life to what it once was.  This is where Sex is Fun comes in.  SiF talks about anything from masturbation to orgies.  It generally comes across as very informative and sometimes a little sexual when the hosts talk about their own experiences.  

I recommend this to anyone who finds their mind in the gutter through-out the day.

Nobody Likes Onions

Subscribe at http://feeds.feedburner.com/nlo

NLO is a podcast that I usually ride the fence on.  It talks about news and events in a sarcastic manner that I really love.  They even had my personal hero, Dick Masterson, on my favorite NLO episode.  The only issue I have with NLO is the main host, Fat Patrick.  He's a nasely annoying fat guy who thinks he's better than everyone else on the show.  He's also one hell of a mouth breather and that's really bad for radio.  If I have my headphones up too loud, all I hear is him gasping for air in an attempt to pump enough oxygen in to feed a small country.  Honestly, I would probably like it more without him.

Anyway, check NLO out if you're a fan of smart-ass humor.

Distorted View

Subscribe at http://www.distortedview.com/show/index.xml

Ahh, Distorted View, the home of anything absolutely sick and twisted.  DV does anything from playing the audio of disgusting internet porn to the audio of a women's group that clap with their pussies.  I have nothing but straight up heterosexual love for this podcast.  It also gives me quite a bit of new disgusting material to IM/email to my friends and family.

Do you enjoy watching 2girls1cup and the like?  If yes, you'll probably love this!

GeeksOn

Subscribe at http://geekson.com/GeeksOn

Geekson is the podcast for geeks, by geeks to get famous people's opinions on retarded geeky questions.  The show is hosted by quite a few geek industry workers and they talk about the latest geek news and geek theories.  

You can't get any geekier than this podcast, check it out.

Keith and the Girl

Subscribe at http://katg.com/rss  

Last, but certainly not least is Keith and the Girl.  The show is based around the hilarious New York couple, Keith and Ccccccchemda. They interview stand up comedians, talk about the shit going on in their lives and piss off their religiously fanatic parents.  Prior to listening to the show, I truly doubted the claims stating that it was hilarious.  How can listening to a single couple, every day, be funny?  And then, I was sucked in as if I had been listening since episode one.  They bring quality entertainment to the table every week and I do not know what I would do at work without them.

I don't care if you're interested or not, fucking subscribe to KATG!

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