Flamingbaby

I think being buried is a HUGE waste of land/space/time and effort. I'd much rather be cremated, but what then? Perhaps, I could have it in my will that my cremated remains must be put up for sale on craigslist.


Any ideas?

We should have the "who can have the biggest carbon footprint after they die" contest. I can't think of anything much worse than a rocket that contains nothing but your ashes being flown into space. Except maybe if it then crashed back down into New York or something.

edited for fam friendly

I just don't like the idea of using all of that space for dead people/grieving over dead people. Honestly, how much room do you need to grieve?

I'm not going to judge how much space a person needs to grieve. I'm sure that's different for lots of people. Cremation, for the purpose of disposal, seems like a huge waste to me. I'm probably going to donate my body to science, then it is at least useful. Being buried could at least be considered useful from a future archeologist's persepective. IMO cremation is a waste unless your family wants the ashes for grieving purposes, but then the question of how long do you keep something like that comes into play, I sure as hell wouldn't want to keep the last 10 generations of my family on various mantels.

I want to be cryogenically frozen so I can make a comeback in the future just like

I wish for my body to be transformed into the most horrific chess set ever devised, upon which you fuckers will be forced to play out a tournament at my funeral.

You win.

Also, I've actually got plans that day and I won't be able to attend. My condolences in advance.